I had a better social life when I was like 8 years old than I do now.
(Source: dad-buscemi)
why cant america just use celsius it’s so much easier to spell than feiehreirheineiheit
‘get back in the kitchen’
sure
be sexist and send me back to a room full of sharp things, poisons, cleaning agents and food I can hide all that shit in
I’ll go back in the kitchen
but you’re leaving the house in a bodybag
And the award for best response to “get back in the kitchen” goes to this post.
don’t ever assume someone likes you because 10/10 times they don’t
(Source: aquus)
reason s to date me
- i have at least ten money saved up in the bank, can buy chicken nugget
- i am very popular in nintendogs
- i have a cat and its okay if you ignore me just to play wit h the cat because i will probably do that too
- macaroni and cheese
- i
If dudes are expected to have a lot of sex
But ladies are expected to stay virgins until marriage
But homosexuality is bad
I’m really confused who dudes are supposed to be having all that sex with