this isn't that great of a blog

I had a better social life when I was like 8 years old than I do now.

(Source: dad-buscemi)

why cant america just use celsius it’s so much easier to spell than feiehreirheineiheit

jacnoc:

candymandie:

‘get back in the kitchen’

sure

be sexist and send me back to a room full of sharp things, poisons, cleaning agents and food I can hide all that shit in

I’ll go back in the kitchen

but you’re leaving the house in a bodybag

And the award for best response to “get back in the kitchen” goes to this post. 

insecure-happiness:

don’t ever assume someone likes you because 10/10 times they don’t

(Source: aquus)

gothlolita:

reason s to date me

• i have at least ten money saved up in the  bank, can buy chicken nugget
• i am very popular in nintendogs
• i have a cat and its okay if you ignore me just to play wit h the cat because i will probably do that too
• macaroni and cheese
•      i 

our bodies can turn chocolate milk into pee

think about that

salmiakkivodka:

If dudes are expected to have a lot of sex

But ladies are expected to stay virgins until marriage

But homosexuality is bad

I’m really confused who dudes are supposed to be having all that sex with